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Come in, order your favorite foods, be served and enjoy a pleasant conversation.
NOTICE: First topic of order to be remembered by all: Let us RP here, converse, in a bistro related context. Fighting is not permitted. Outside drama (someone cussed at you in another thread, someone burned your imaginary friend Burt, etc.) is not permitted. Spamming is not welcome. Flaming and baiting is not welcome. If you have the overwhelming need to bad mouth other nationalities, do not do it in the bistro. If your intentions are to troll, you're not welcome here. Harassing the patrons of the bistro is also a big no no. No cybering or sexual play will be tolerated. Ignore the spammers. If anything comes up, ignore it and report it to Moderation. Do not feed trolls by replying to what they post. Don't like the bistro, don't bitch and stop posting. Problem solved. If you have any problems following these simple rules, the bistro is definitively not for you. Go to another thread.
Our staff is composed of:
Kitchen staff:
- Head Chef
- Banzai Submarine Comestible Technician
- Sushi Chef
- German Dish Kaiser
- Fine Sea Food Supplier
- Pizza Dude
- Master BBQer
Spirits staff:
- Bartender
- Sniper
- Stand-in Bartender
Bistro staff:
Vortiaganica- Manager
Inkarzikan- Assistant Manager
- Maitre
Karak Grund- Head of Security
- Karaoke poobah
- Waiter
- Waitress
- Waitress
- Underground Stuff Sales Manager
- Valet
- Gondolier
- Bouncer & Bow master
- Hostess
- Janitor
- Janitor
- Health inspector and minute analyst
- PR representative
- Resident Nurse
- Resident Doctor
- Monorail Cat
- Shaman of Haruhiism
- Mama Nana's Pet
- Jack of all trades
- Cat familiar
Saurisia- Resident Dinosaur
- Bogus Accountant
Entertainment staff:
- Resident drunk
- Pianist
- Resident Wannabe Writer
- Juke Box Hero
- One Man show
Concordeia - Bistro's Guitarrist
- Jazz Trumpeter
Frenca - Resident Violinist
- Machine handler
- Bassist
Available Menus to choose from: ask the maitre.
Amenities:
BRAND NEW!: Alcohol Mist Cube. Now inhale your alcohol, while you dance, for a set fee of $15.00 and have fun.
BRAND NEW!: game room, for our faithful patrons. Every game console available- Wii, PS, PSII, PSIII, Xbox, Xbox 360. And for the nostalgic- ATARI and NINTENDO (original). Also, play with the Original Gameboy, Nintendo DS, DS Lite, DSi, DSXLarge & PSP. Come in and have some fun!!! Thanks to Aeterna Audentia for donating his Super Genintari to the bistro's game room!
We now offer a cafe area with computer terminals (the best computers in the market now) where people can connect to the internet. Wi-Fi service is available for those who bring their laptops. Come on in and enjoy Mama Nana's connection to the World Wide Web!
Now offering spontaneous KARAOKE AFTERNOONS! Everyday!
Tuesday Nights, CATNIP PARTY, here, at Mama Nana's Bistro. Come and have fun!
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